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On happiness and money:
"Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it"
On jogging:
"I used to jog, but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass."
On becoming a paramedic:
"I have been on over 200 individual rides now," Roth told the New York Post. "Not once has anyone recognized me, which is perfect for me."
On those who ROCK:
"He who knows how will always work for he who knows why"
On drugs:
"I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money."
On some rock bands:
"A lot of rock bands are truly a legend in their own minds."
On rock musicians:
"You know what rock musicians are? They are hung up, neurotic, over-weight hippies with sex problems."
On entertainment biz:
"You stick your head above the crowd and attract attention, and sometime, maybe somebody, will throw a rock at you. That's the territory. You buy the land, you get the Indians."
On self-improvement:
"The problem with self-improvement is knowing when to quit."
On women:
"I don’t get all the women that I want, I get all the women that want me."
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